2011-06-12

It's a sign!

Some photos, swiped from Josh Bartok's Facebook wall, that made me laugh. Captions mine.

Heisenberg Roast. Would you rather know
your coffee's velocity or its location?

And don't you tell me what to not tell you!!

Would you like that sliced?

Please reserve your confused noise for dokusan.

Either one will be equally ineffective, so, whatever.

After, of course, reading this sign in the usual manner.

(4). Choose the next thing you want to do with your life (5). Repeat steps 2 - 4 until you die.
Should you at any point fail to have a nice trip, return to step 1. 

A great deal makes sense now.

Finally, some truly helpful directions.