|Heisenberg Roast. Would you rather know |
your coffee's velocity or its location?
|And don't you tell me what to not tell you!!|
|Would you like that sliced?|
|Please reserve your confused noise for dokusan.|
|Either one will be equally ineffective, so, whatever.|
|After, of course, reading this sign in the usual manner.|
|(4). Choose the next thing you want to do with your life (5). Repeat steps 2 - 4 until you die.|
Should you at any point fail to have a nice trip, return to step 1.
|A great deal makes sense now.|
|Finally, some truly helpful directions.|